The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!