The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to have a power

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to turn any drink into pee.

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

the power to kill yourself

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to speak with death people..

The power to get off the internet and do something productive

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!