The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!