- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to climb ladders faster.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

The power to transform gold into nothing.

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The power of women's rights.

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

the power to be forever alone

The ability to not live forever

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

Ladder hands.

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

Pointless Super Powers