The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to be HUMAN

The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

The power to to think less

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to swallow instead of spit

the ability to wake up on an elephant

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

Being Aquaman

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power to have broads in Atlanta.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!