The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to pee any color

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!