- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

Nihat Do?an

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

the power to youtube poop

Dejavu

The power to not write pointless powers.

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

the power to turn retarted

Pointless Super Powers