- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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the power to die at will

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to eat nandos

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The power to take huge shits at will.

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to never get drunk

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to obtain money, by going to work

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

Pointless Super Powers