- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

The power to write a country song

the ability to spin gold into straw

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to fly with your feets on the ground

The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power think five times slower.

The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

The power to die on the spot and not revive

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

Pointless Super Powers