The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to write pointless superpowers

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to dance really well

The power to live.

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to be half invisible

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!