The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!