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The power to fart out of your hands.
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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.
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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.
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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping
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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken
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The power to be half invisible
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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.
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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating
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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )
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The power to start time.
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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.
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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.
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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.
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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.
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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun
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he power to make mistakes
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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.
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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean
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The Power to breath while under a cup of water
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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals
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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.
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The power to breath Oxygen
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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted
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The power to bleed anally at will
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!