- Pointless Super Powers

The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

The power to choose a superpower from this site.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

the power to not have super powers...

The power to be normal and average

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

the power to make music for deaf people

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

the power to understand what kate bush is singing

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

the power to nit propely

The power to speak in Braille

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!