Having the power to stand still

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!