the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!