The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to have a V8

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!