The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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open up pickles glass

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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Endless falling....

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!