The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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X ray vision on chairs

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to have the longest little finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!