The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!