- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to see into the present

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

Nothing

The ability to teleport into a wall

Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

I'm a giant di

the power to control your own body movements

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the power to understand what kate bush is singing

The power to eat nandos

The power to not have any power at all

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

Pointless Super Powers