The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the power to instantly die

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!