The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power of writte with our feets.

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the power to jerk off

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!