Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to live.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!