The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to be super jewish

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!