- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power drown in water

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to Google "Google".

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

the power to talk backwards

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

Pointless Super Powers