the power to control urine

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power of gentle breeze

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!