the power of being yourself

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The power to science.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power of micro penis.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!