The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!