The power to poop without wiping

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to pee while standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!