The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Stop clapping

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!