- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to write a country song

the ability to spin gold into straw

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power think five times slower.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to exhale clouds.

The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

the power to fail at life

Pointless Super Powers