The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to scare female plants.

Power to not have any power.

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

the power to like Hilary Clinton

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

The power to be able to never have a power.

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

Having the power to stand still

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to make a pointless superpower.

Nipple Radar.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!