The power to fly, but only fly north

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The ability to read braile.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to be super ugly

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!