- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

the power to instantly die

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to see air

Pointless Super Powers