The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

The power to predict the present

The power to not have a superpower

The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to be a common person

The power to die at will.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

the power to run in slow motion

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The super power to control paper.

The ability to make water luke warm.

The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

The ability to change races.

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!