The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!