The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to bleed anally at will

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!