The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to create another human

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to die.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power of reading your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!