The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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Being Aquaman

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to fall up.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to turn retarted

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!