the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the powre to spel

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to be a human

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!