- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to liquify yourself.

The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to wake up and live through school....

the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

The power to give yourself a BJ.

The power to glow... in the dark...

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

Pointless Super Powers