- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to power to do the bird is the word

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to become black!

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to poop whenever you want.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

the power to talk backwards

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

the power to do sit on your couch all day

Pointless Super Powers