The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to not have any power at all

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to not exist.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to shrink boobs

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!