The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to to think less

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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Being Aquaman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!