The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to be half invisible

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!