The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!