- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be 6% fireproof

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

to power to do the bird is the word

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

the power to relive the least important moments in history

the power to have the remote come to you.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

the power to talk backwards

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to create powers

The power to reseal bottles!

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

Pointless Super Powers