The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the powre to spel

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to not do it.

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The power to live.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to change races.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to see through glass

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!