The power to swim on land.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to speak with death people..

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!