The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to poop without wiping

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!