- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The ability to know when men have erections

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to die on command.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The ability to levitate birds

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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Being able to fly in place.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

Pointless Super Powers