The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power think five times slower.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!