The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!