The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!