- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The power to pee any color

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

the power to be super ugly

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

the power to die at will

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The power to eat nandos

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

The ability to read your own mind

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to fart out of your hands.

Pointless Super Powers