The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!