the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to breathe

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!