The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The Power to bite your own ear.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

power to kill dead ppl.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

The power to pick something up and stay the same.

the power to get married

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to drown on land.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!