The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The ability to change races.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!