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blindness
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The power to transform gold into nothing.
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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.
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The power to run as fast as a snail.
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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.
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The power to see through anything except air.
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the power to go slower than a snail :l
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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.
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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute
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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip
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The power to see through glass
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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.
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The power to open any door with no lock on it.
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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.
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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.
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The power to die when touching any form of light
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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus
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The power to have diarrhea at any time
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The power to yawn with your mouth closed
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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.
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the power to not have super powers...
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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room
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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.
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The power to strangle yourself to death
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!