The power to become black!

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The Power to die at will

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The ability to be poor for life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!