The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

The power to only use yahoo.com

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to write a country song

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power to fly with your feets on the ground

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!