the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to smell poo...

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to murder rocks.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to Google "Google".

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to have no superpower

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Stop clapping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!