The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!