The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!