The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to grab a cats face

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to take a s*** on people

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to see through insects.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!