The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to plank

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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the power to get in the van

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!