The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to see what's behind you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!