The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the ability to become black.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to get married

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!