the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to predict the present

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!