- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell poo...

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

The ability to not have a super power.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

the power to instantly die

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

Pointless Super Powers