the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

the power to transform into a rock.

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

the power to jerk off

The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

the ability to make something that docent exists

The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to see through glass

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

the power to be super ugly

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!