The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to grab a cats face

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!