The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The ability to read your own mind

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to breath Oxygen

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!