The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to swim on land.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!