The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to see through insects.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!