the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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the power to be super ugly

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!