The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to breath Oxygen

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!