The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The Power To Fly Without control

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The ability to clean

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

the power to be super ugly

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

the ability to manually control your breathing

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

the power to turn on a random guys tv

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!