the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!