The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to go on this website

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to see through glass

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!