The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!