The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to not exist.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The ability to see through insects.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!