Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to become black!

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!