the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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Being Aquaman

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Nihat Do?an

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to fall up.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to turn retarted

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!