Power to not have any power.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!