thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to start time.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to become black!

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!