the power to die if you think

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to have no power

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!