- Pointless Super Powers

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to be french.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to be HUMAN

The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

The power to to think less

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to swallow instead of spit

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!