the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!