The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to fart tear gas

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!