Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to see through windows!

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!