The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to be super ugly

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!