The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!