The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to see into the present

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Ladder hands.

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I'm a giant di

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to not have any power at all

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!