The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!