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The ability to not have a super power.
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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth
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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...
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the power to count from A to purple
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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze
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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma
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The power to not get shit dick
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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.
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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.
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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.
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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.
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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)
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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.
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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.
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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.
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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.
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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts
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The power to reseal bottles!
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the ability vote up this superpower
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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.
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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.
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The power to forget what your superpower is
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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.
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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!