The power to exhale clouds.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!