The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power of gentle breeze

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!