The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!