The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The ability to change races.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to be dead

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to have a V8

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!