- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The ability to read your own mind

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

the power to kiss your own ass

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power of self mind control

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

Pointless Super Powers