The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to not exist.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!