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The power to clap 14 times a second
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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you
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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.
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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.
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the ability to manually control your breathing
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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.
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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels
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the power to relive the least important moments in history
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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old
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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye
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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.
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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.
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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN
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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison
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The power to communicate with applesauce.
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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.
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the ability vote up this superpower
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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts
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The power to reseal bottles!
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The power to exhale clouds.
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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.
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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color
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The power to revive Hitler.
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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!