The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to murder rocks.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!