The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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blindness

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!