The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the powre to spel

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to have a atomic fart

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levi Hahne is gay

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!