The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!