the power the convince people if they agree

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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Delayed Reaction Man

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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yo mama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!