The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!