The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to become yourself

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to die at will.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!