- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn load noises into cake

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The power to pee any color

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

The power to smell poo...

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

Pointless Super Powers