The power to give yourself a BJ.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!