- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

the power to be super ugly

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

Nipple Radar.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

Pointless Super Powers