The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power to scare female plants.

Power to not have any power.

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

the power to like Hilary Clinton

The power to be able to never have a power.

The ability to watch movies in 1D

the power to go slower than a snail :l

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

Nipple Radar.

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power to see white objects in off white.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!