- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

the power to fart every time you blink

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to climb ladders faster.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

The power to transform gold into nothing.

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

The power of women's rights.

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

the power to be forever alone

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

Pointless Super Powers