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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.
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The Power to die at will
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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open
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The power to not write pointless powers.
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The power to reverse walk backwards.
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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.
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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.
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The power to taste anything you smell.
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The Power to breath while under a cup of water
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the power to morph into yourself
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The power to start time.
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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.
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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.
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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses
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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.
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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.
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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed
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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.
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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.
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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.
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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.
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the ability to become black.
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the power to get married
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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!