The power to troll.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to dance really well

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The power to live.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to not do it.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to be dead

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!